79 mins
United Kingdom
English
Horror, Comedy
When David finds out his girlfriend is pregnant, his penis falls off. To be deemed mature enough to have it reattached, he must complete a 5-step programme of self-improvement whilst simultaneously being stalked by a mysterious creature.
Screening 23 October
Riverside Studios
Cast & Crew
Philip Hardy
Director
Divian Ladwa
David
Aakash Shukal
Graham (voice), Lefty (voice), Male Police Officer, Tourist, Laughing Podcaster 1
Kerry Fitzgerald
Martha, Doctor, Temptation, Female Police Officer
Emily Beach
NTC Leader
Martyn Luke
Audiobook Promo (V.O.), Inspirational Speaker (V.O.), Podcast Hosts (V.O.) & Baby Product Advert (V.O)
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